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Prophets of the Apocalypse: Office Survival Tips

Tip 1: Stock Up on Cans of Spam

When society collapses, your cubicle will become a life-or-death battle for survival. Don't let a lack of protein be your downfall. Hoard cans of Spam for a rainy day.

Learn more about Pantry Management

Tip 2: Master the Art of Passive-Aggressive Email Templates

In the face of anarchy, your productivity will be your greatest asset. Develop a repertoire of passive-aggressive email templates to keep your coworkers in line.

Enroll in Email Ninja Training

Tip 3: Build a Network of Underground Tunnels

When the world above is consumed by flames, your underground tunnel system will be your ticket to survival. Learn how to dig, navigate, and maintain a network of subterranean escape routes.

Consult the Tunnel Vision Guide